| - such great heights {something else}
1.) What would you do if you were attacked by a werewolf?
• I wouldn't be attacked, my dog would save me first.
2.) What's the FUNNIEST part of the term 'Phillips head screwdriver'?
• love it all
3.) If someone gave you a raft, a gun, & a vintage uniform, would you go storm the beach at Normandy & just tell everyone that you were 'really late'?
• sure, why not?
4.) If you could steal the shoes of any person, living or dead, whose shoes would you steal & why?
• Adam Brody's, and put them on a shrine in my closet and only allow my closest Adam Brody-lover friends to sniff them!
5.) Explain why YOU think that RED is the international symbol for STOP.
• It catches your attention more than any other color, because it's the color of blood and it's human nature to be attracted to red things. Ever noticed yourself doing that?
6.) If I were the ghost of Abraham Lincoln I would ______________.
• haunt my friends and cut down the trees in their yards (was that licoln? lol not too good with history!!"
7.) Muhammad Ali in his prime? Or antilock brakes?
• you choose!
8.) How many times have you thrown a video game controller at your brother/sister/cleaning lady?
• I don't play video games, although I've thrown the TV remote at my sister more than a dozen times ;)
9.) Name one thing that your mother was TOTALLY wrong about concerning panhandlers.
• I must say, I've never discussed panhandlers with my mom
10.) Whose skull would you rather play with: Napoleon's? Richard Nixon's? Or your own?
• Napoleon DYNAMITE
11.) What's the code to get unlimited lives in the nintendo game 'Contra'?
• I have no fucking clue.
12.) How old were you when you realised that everyone you ever met was a total liar, including yourself?
• everyone has the capability to lie, and everyone does it, but not everyone always lies 24/7.
13.) Have you ever given someone directions that were intentionally false? & if so, where did you send them?
• yes, but a URL to a website... i sent them to to a porn site that my cousin sent me to when I asked for a URL.... it's a chain!!!
14.) If you had to choose between the power to attract catastrophically large asteroids like a magnet, or to make retarded puppies appear out of thin air at will, which one would you go for?
• I'll take anything "puppy". Except for "dead puppy."
15.) You liked at least ONE Milli Vanilli song. But which one WAS it?
• i don't like milli vallini?
16.) Even though the terms 'ants' & 'magnifying glass' appear NOWHERE in ANY religious texts, do you still think that it's a sin?
• I don't believe in sins as religious objects. I choose for myself what's right and what's wrong, and whether I want to care about it or not.
17.) If you HAD to write a song about 'manifest destiny' what would the 3rd, 7th, & 9th words be in that song?
• I wrote a short story in 5th grade called Manifest Destiny. The words would be "Cholera" "rattlesnake" and "laura ingalls wilder"
18.) Gilligan's Island would have been 100% funnier if Gilligan had __________ the Skipper.
• screwed!!
19.) True or false, Budda's teachings can all be summed up by Private Hudson in the movie Aliens screaming, 'That's it... Game over man... GAME OVER!'
• false, buddha's awesome and don't deny it.
20.) When you were a little kid, did you ever take a map, find where you lived on it, & slowly move your finger towards that spot, & as your finger got closer & closer to touching down, did you look over your shoulder & out the window to see if you could see a giant finger coming out of the sky?
• If i was that crazy and disturbed when I was little, I would have definitely thought that was cool.
21.) You don't REALLY understand how colour televison works... DO you?
• I don't understand how anything works. I've always wondered about TV!
22.) Has anyone in your family ever uttered the phrase, 'Too wet to plow, too windy to haul rocks' & if so... What in the FUCK do YOU think they were trying to tell you?
• no, but if they did say that, i'd probably say...um.....are you talking to me?
23.) Your favourite way to deal with telemarketers (other than totally caving in & buying shit like a complete sucker)?
• Funny, this is one of my greatest hobbies! LOL I either make my infamous psycho noises, scream bloody murder, or talk like a telletubby and ask them what their favorite kind of bubble gum is.
24.) If you have ever played an RPG video game, have you ever given your character a name like Mr Poo-Face or Fucktard just so you could giggle every time one of the characters in the game started talking to you? If so, what was the name?
• no...i DO believe i'm sane...
25.) When someone calls you on the phone & you are sound asleep, how long does it take you to figure out that 'Hello' is what you are supposed to say? Have you ever said anything else? What did you say?
• It takes me approx. 5 seconds and the weirdest thing i've said is "how come?"
26.) ____________ would be a WHOLE lot cooler if it had wheels on it.
• TVs!
27.) What's your fondest memory involving thumbtacks?
• my sister sat on a thumb tack. LOL!
28.) I would support a measure legally changing the name of the CAPS LOCK key on all keyboards to _______________.
• I'M YELLING, FOOS!
29.) If the transporter system from Star Trek were invented tomorrow, what is probably the very FIRST way in which you would abuse it badly enough to get yours taken away?
• Don't know about Star Trek but we watched it in math with Gebbie...um I assume you're talking about a time travel machine, and if so I'd abuse it non stop. | 
